What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

'Kindness isn't a weakness,' Steve Carell tells Northwestern grads at commencement - Chicago Sun-Times

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

You Only Live Twice

What are some alternative ways to express gratitude or acknowledge thanks in English or French without using the phrases "thank you" or "you're welcome"?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What is the nastiest thing you had your wife do and she loved it?

Live and Let Die

Moonraker

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I like this guy and his personality is AMAZING. He’s everything I want EXCEPT I’m not 100% attracted to him. I’ve dated some really hot guys and I’m wondering if that’s ruined dating for me? What do I do?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

From Russia With Love

What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?

-”Ah so!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do wives cheat with black guys?

Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

How can a man clean his Soul?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the rudest/meanest thing a family member has said to you?